Real Life Roundup
Let’s address the elephant not in the room: Devon is dead. Well, not dead-dead. Just birthday-visit-family-IRL-dead. We pour one out for our absent co-host, and prepare for his resurrection next week.
Meanwhile, Steven has been watching robots get wild. The Wild Robot, that is. The new animated flick has dropped (IMDB link), and Steven’s verdict is in: heartwarming vibes, metal clanking emotions, and just enough kid-friendly existentialism to make you question whether your Roomba has feelings.
Also, did you know Black Adam shows up in DC League of Super Pets? Steven does. And he’s not okay about it.
Then came Doom. And then came… more Doom. One minute Steven’s a casual fan, next he’s elbows-deep in lore breakdowns and watching two-hour YouTube essays on timeline chaos. Marines killing demons across dimensions? Say less. Just hand him the BFG and back away slowly.
Oh—and he’s forging now. He didn’t elaborate. Just forging. Like, swords? Friendships? The future? Who knows. Steven contains multitudes.
Ben, on the other hand, has been diving into his subconscious with dream journaling. The result? Vivid, borderline cinematic dreamscapes. Not terrifying at all.
He’s also been getting deep with the Waking Up app, based on the book by Sam Harris. (Here’s the app link). Ben reports that it’s good for mindfulness, bad for avoiding personal epiphanies. Use at your own risk.
Future or Now
Ben introduces us to Space to Bark, a bizarre, short dungeon crawler where you play as a first-person Dogman navigating an underground labyrinth.
Created by ComputerJames, it features:
- Bark-based controls ([SPACE] to BARK!)
- Wobbly hand-drawn dog sprites
- Combat! Puzzles! Dogmen lore!
Dogman95 isn’t just a pup with a dream—he’s a legend in training, guided by the sacred Dogmaiden. This is the kind of weird internet treasure we live for. Hat tip to Web Curios for digging this one up.
Devon, once again, is astral projecting or off the grid. No one really knows.
Steven had… nothing. Just an existential stare.
Book Club (but not really)
This week’s book club has been canceled due to lack of effort. Blame Devon. Blame the Void. Blame our over-scheduled lives. Either way, we didn’t read anything this week, and we’re not sorry.
Next week, however, we’re diving into “Liking What You See: A Documentary” from Stories of Your Life and Others by Ted Chiang. It’s a short story about beauty, perception, and what happens when you turn off the part of your brain that notices appearances. It’s Chiang, so expect deep thoughts and possible feelings.
That’s it from us! Come back next week for more co-host resurrection, dream logic, robotic feelings, and maybe even a book.
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